Oh, the great comedy of errors that is the office. If anyone told me having a career would be like this, I would have pulled a Thoreau, found my own Walden’s Pond and happily starved to death within two weeks.

Hey dude. I know you don’t know me very well, but surely you remember meeting me at our college’s a cappella cabaret in 2009? Sandra Ortiz and Brad Henley were sitting between us, but I remember finding your joke about asthma very funny. I’ve always thought of you as smart and confident, despite your cartoonish looks and average talent. You’re someone I’ve always envied for your mysterious ability to “get it” or “get by.”

I cannot tell you how long I’ve wanted to draw this. This month’s story arc about Winslow becoming an editor finally provided me with an opportunity to sneak it in.

A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region

(Excluding New York and Substituting Massachusetts in its Place)

Airplanes and prisons are the two places where it’s absolutely impossible to escape from an unwanted situation.