Posts Tagged ‘ Fake Nonfiction ’

“How to Write a Perfect Short Story,” by Tyler Plofker

Sep 21st, 2022 | By

1. Go into the woods and find a tree that’s been growing for a bit, but not too long, but still for a while.

2. Rub a pencil on the bark of the tee.

3. Make yourself cry green tears and fill them with the bark.



“All Applicants Considered,” by J. Mira Emory

Aug 24th, 2022 | By

Full disclosure, I am not the devil. I cannot damn you soul nor make Faustian bargains. Rather I am a simple warlock of humble means who is in need of a man’s soul for various occult purposes.



“A box seeks injunction against use of ‘shopworn shibboleth,’” by Boaz Dvir

Aug 17th, 2022 | By

A West Jefferson, Ohio, cardboard box has filed a class action lawsuit against tens of millions of Americans, citing defamation, libel, slander, reputational damage, separation anxiety, social phobia, externalist angst, agoraphobia, panic disorder, PTSD, ADHD, and FOMO.



“Philip Roth’s Portnoy’s Compote,” by Rebecca Coffey

Aug 10th, 2022 | By

INGREDIENTS

An easily bruised heart
Mother issues
1/2 cup sugar
1/3 cup water



“An Interview After Crushing My Son’s Friend in Mario Kart 8,” by Derek Bremer

Aug 3rd, 2022 | By

“Hi there! I’m Chip DeForsey for THE QUATRO, the Game Show Network’s fourth channel, and I’m here with Derek Bremer on his epic win tonight. Derek how long have you been playing Mario Kart?”