Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams
Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.
Recent Posts
- “Never-Exerciser To Elite Marathoner In Two Weeks Thanks To My Motorized Foot-Mover,” by Tobi Pledger
- “Reminding Myself Why I Still Hate High School, 56 (1/2) Years Later,” by Steve Carney
- “Interview with a Fourth Grade Unaffiliated Action Figure Archeologist,” by B Myers
- “Hot-Pepper–Eating 101,” by Amy Mills
- “An Updated Review of Nosferatu (or How Bill Skarsgård Ruined My Sex Life),” by J. Condra Smith
- “What Happened to the Great American Mall,” by Katie McHugh
- “Some Great Things About My Healthcare Company,” by James B. Kobak, Jr.
- “A few laps around Dog Leg Park and then home,” by Freda Payne
- “Even Fish Have to Have a Fish Story,” by Jeff Bender
- Defenestration: April 2025
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Defenestration: April 2025
Good morning, friends of the internet, and welcome to the April 2025 issue of Defenestration! I think this is the first time the issue has ever fallen on Easter, so I’m sure many of you are about to enjoy today’s short stories and poems with fingers sticky with chocolate, marshmallows, and jellybeans; that stuff is a pain to clean off your screens and keyboards, so I suggest washing your hands before you continue. That’s probably a good idea, anyway. Y’all touch some weird stuff.
Defenestration: December 2024
Well, well, well. If it isn’t another December sneaking up on us like three Christmas ghosts in a rich old man’s bedroom. Good morning, everyone. Happy holidays. And welcome to the December 2024 issue of Defenestration!
This year has been one of frantic, busy madness, so it’s no wonder that I don’t know where the time’s gone and run off to.
Defenestration: August 2024
It’s still technically summer, and while I know you’re impatiently waiting for the onset of sweater weather, never fear: the August 2024 issue of Defenestration is here, so at the very least you won’t be bored. (At least for now. I don’t know how long it will take you to read six short stories and six poems. Probably not very long. So maybe you won’t be bored for the next 45 minutes. If we’re lucky, the weather will get cooler in that short time and you’ll be able to break out that sweater in your closet that’s been tempting you with is scandalous softness all summer.)
Nonfiction
“Reminding Myself Why I Still Hate High School, 56 (1/2) Years Later,” by Steve Carney 1. A boy being caught with his shirt tail untucked and hanging out of his pants.
2. Chewing gum anywhere on the school grounds at any time.
3. Not returning an empty cafeteria lunch tray to the dish washing area.
4. A boy’s hair growing over the tops of his ears by a little as 1/32 of an inch.
5. Running in the hallway.
6. Talking in class.
Any one of these crimes against humanity committed within the boundaries of my mid-1960’s high school campus would get one sent to Honor Court.
Fake Nonfiction
“Never-Exerciser To Elite Marathoner In Two Weeks Thanks To My Motorized Foot-Mover,” by Tobi Pledger Two weeks of training on my LegXercise Ellipse motorized under-desk foot-mover transformed me from a never-exerciser into an elite marathoner. The Ellipse (as seen on TV every three minutes) is a high-tech, passive exercise machine that moves your feet forward and backward while you sit.
Active Running is outdated. It’s what cavemen did to escape a nagging mate.
Fiction
“How to Break Ice,” by Olivia Frances Hill The students shuffled in dribs and drabs into the first class of eleventh grade. Some had arrived ten minutes early, while others entered to the serenade of the late bell. For the most part, they were tired and sunburnt and achingly hormonal. They sighed en masse, preparing wearily to leave butt sweat marks on the blue metal seats. The teacher walked in haggard and hungover, but he managed to hide it quite well, because he had a Masters degree in education. His presence inspired immediate annoyance. A burp rang out, a toaster strudel fanfare.
Poetry
“Menu from the Fairy Tale Restaurant,” by M. Frost Appetizers
The Seven Dwarves
A classic. Dwarves are deep-fried in ale batter
Fairy Godmother Wings
Spicy and hot, request boned or boneless.
Ben & Winslow
Live Out Your Filthy, Goblin-Filled Dreams Winslow has been involved in the fast-paced world of goblin erotica since at least 2012, when he hired a slightly defective Japanese robot to help him illustrate comics. Looking back at that older comic, it certainly seems… prescient.