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- Defenestration: August 2017
- “All Star,” by Luka Watts
- “Jillian Michael Joins My Writing Group,” by Nicola Davison
- “Monster of the Week,” by Fred Coppersmith
- “Auntie Barb Saves the World,” by Christina Scott
- “Fresh Seawater Lobster,” by Wendy Garnier
- “Ham of Destiny,” by Laura Garrison
- “Immortal,” by Rachel Cassidy
- “The Registry of Intangibles,” by P.K. Read
- “-141,” by Natalie De Paz
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Sometimes these months (and even days) sneak up on you, but here we are: the August 2017 issue of Defenestration, the halfway point in our 14th volume, if you can believe it (you can’t). And what do we have for you? Another issue filled with the weird, the absurd, and the hilarious. We’re going to
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Good morning or possibly afternoon (or night)! Welcome to the April 2017 issue of Defenestration! And if I’m here welcoming you to a new issue, that also means I’m sitting at my computer the night before this issue goes live, wondering what the heck I should be writing about for my editorial. I mean, I could tell you about all the stuff you get to read this month, which may or may not include clown removal, jabberwockies, interesting clothes, dead bodies, ballet, and a bear named Doug.
You can’t see me, but I’m rubbing my hands together with sinister glee. Maybe I’m just excited to share this month’s issue of Defenestration with you. Or maybe I’m giddy about leaving this disastrous year behind. Or maybe I’m convinced that time is cyclical and that David Bowie will reappear sometime in early January. Okay, so maybe it’s all three. But this is Defenestration, so let’s talk about that, shall we?
Prose
“All Star,” by Luka Watts The only thing to have survived the apocalypse is a recording of All Star by Smash Mouth. And language and grammar, because the man transcribing my story couldn’t be bothered to think of new grammatical and linguistic rules for a story he isn’t interested in. I imagine he listened to All Star and figured out the old ones or something. It upset me to hear he wasn’t interested in my story, because I think it’s quite good.
Ben & Winslow
A Bit of Brie I don’t know what to say about this one except everything about it is true, true, true.
Eileen: This is Your Brain On…
Are YOU Irish Today? Let’s get ready to celebrate “Ireland’s Second Rate Saint Day!”
Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!… and Stuff.
Expletives in a Glass I’ve compiled a few recipes for your drinking pleasure over the next unbearable four (eight?) years.
Chris: Encyclopedia Douchebag… ica
King Toadstool: Portrait of a Tyrant Koopa Kingdom isn’t an aggressive nation who wishes to destabilize the status quo because “that’s what bad guys do.” In fact, they’re a fledgling resistance, seeking to free all citizens of the world from under the iron fist of King Toadstool.
