Ben & Winslow
Meddling Kids
He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for the internet, and concealed carry permits, and cell phones, and a desensitized youth culture! Also, get off his lawn!
Recent Posts
- Meddling Kids
- “Welcome to the Asshole Upstairs Association,” by Meggie Gates
- Kitchen Bootensils
- “Mike’s Non-Denominational Burger Restaurant,” by Jason Giltner
- Calm Down, Stephen King
- “An Honest Job Rejection Email,” by Evan Warfel
- Animal Crackers
- “Part Time English Adjunct Conference Newsletter – Fall 2019,” by Andrew Maust
- She Who Must Be Named
- “The World Is Burning But At Least We Have Collective Nouns,” by Rosalind Moran
Featured
Defenestration: August 2019
Looks like it’s time for another fun-filled issue of Defenestration! That’s assuming you’re into the kind of fun me and Eileen have planned for you, which consists of the eight short stories and three poems below. When the April 2019 issue dropped, I made a joke on Twitter assuring everyone that the issue did not
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Defenestration: April 2019
Welcome, welcome, to the April 2019 issue of Defenestration, an issue that promises more literary references than any other issue this year, unless everyone tries to prove us wrong during our next reading period.
Defenestration: December 2018
Welcome to another thrilling edition of Defenestration: the literary magazine dedicated to humor and… let’s see here… Ernest Hemingway’s balls, apparently.
Prose
“Welcome to the Asshole Upstairs Association,” by Meggie Gates Congratulations!
You’ve been accepted to the Asshole Upstairs Association! You are now a part of one of the largest growing populations in the world. This elite group of dick heads have been chosen as some of the shittiest, most inconsiderate people in the world. If you have no idea how your actions affect people, welcome home! The other 700,834 members of this society don’t understand that, either!
Ben & Winslow
Meddling Kids He would have gotten away with it too, if it hadn’t been for the internet, and concealed carry permits, and cell phones, and a desensitized youth culture! Also, get off his lawn!
Eileen: This is Your Brain On…
Are YOU Irish Today? Let’s get ready to celebrate “Ireland’s Second Rate Saint Day!”
Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!… and Stuff.
Beware the Sensual Gay Agenda Here are some activities for anti-gay politicians to do while avoiding their craving for gay sex!
Chris: Encyclopedia Douchebag… ica
King Toadstool: Portrait of a Tyrant Koopa Kingdom isn’t an aggressive nation who wishes to destabilize the status quo because “that’s what bad guys do.” In fact, they’re a fledgling resistance, seeking to free all citizens of the world from under the iron fist of King Toadstool.
