Ben & Winslow
Open Before X-Mas
She’s going to be really mad when she realizes all that extra tape was unnecessary.
Recent Posts
- Open Before X-Mas
- “The Perfect Open Mic,” by Casey “Rocket” Rohlen
- “Dr. Seuss Does Open Heart Surgery,” by Erik Jasek
- The 1900s Want Their Comic Prop Back
- “How to Become Marriage Material,” by Sheyda Demooei
- “New York Times Obituary Rough Drafts,” by Ken Carlson
- “The Joys of Planning a Family Vacation,” by Gen Marshall
- “Dickens’ Famous Opening Sentence from A Tale of Two Cities written by a Woke Millennial,” by Martin H. Levinson
- “NOW HIRING at the HOG TROUGH,” by Teague von Bohlen
- Original Costume
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Defenestration: August 2019
Looks like it’s time for another fun-filled issue of Defenestration! That’s assuming you’re into the kind of fun me and Eileen have planned for you, which consists of the eight short stories and three poems below. When the April 2019 issue dropped, I made a joke on Twitter assuring everyone that the issue did not
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Defenestration: April 2019
Welcome, welcome, to the April 2019 issue of Defenestration, an issue that promises more literary references than any other issue this year, unless everyone tries to prove us wrong during our next reading period.
Defenestration: December 2018
Welcome to another thrilling edition of Defenestration: the literary magazine dedicated to humor and… let’s see here… Ernest Hemingway’s balls, apparently.
Prose
“The Perfect Open Mic,” by Casey “Rocket” Rohlen Open mics are to self-help what Columbine was to school spirit: A step in the wrong direction.
Big laugh. Meta as hell. Enough time has passed to where it works. Crowd loves it. They carry me out of there like Rudy.
Ben & Winslow
Open Before X-Mas She’s going to be really mad when she realizes all that extra tape was unnecessary.
Eileen: This is Your Brain On…
Are YOU Irish Today? Let’s get ready to celebrate “Ireland’s Second Rate Saint Day!”
Jonathan: Mysteries Answered!… and Stuff.
Beware the Sensual Gay Agenda Here are some activities for anti-gay politicians to do while avoiding their craving for gay sex!
Chris: Encyclopedia Douchebag… ica
King Toadstool: Portrait of a Tyrant Koopa Kingdom isn’t an aggressive nation who wishes to destabilize the status quo because “that’s what bad guys do.” In fact, they’re a fledgling resistance, seeking to free all citizens of the world from under the iron fist of King Toadstool.
