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“Eating Healthy, A New Theory,” by Rod Walters

Jan 12th, 2022 | By

“They” say don’t eat inflammatory foods so as to avoid bad health and death. You do need to pick your theys as carefully as your friends, though. All kinds of online they food dictators are popping up in numbers greater than the actual population. Still, so many warn about inflammatory foods, that maybe we really should pay attention.



“How to Draw Breath,” by Mikki Aronoff

Jan 9th, 2022 | By

For your Sunday enjoyment… a visual!



“Dear Valued Team Member: We Are Replacing Your 401K Plan with Powerball Lottery Tickets,” by Chris Eno McMahon

Jan 5th, 2022 | By

Our Company is always on the lookout for innovative ways to keep your employee benefits current and competitive. That’s why we’re pleased to announce the following changes to your benefits package.



“Nyetovshchik,” by Dale Stromberg

Dec 29th, 2021 | By

As I imagine you know, there’s a protocol for getting into an elevator.



“Dear Santa,” by J.D. Harlock

Dec 25th, 2021 | By

Dear Santa,

Last Christmas, I laid out some (home-made) chocolate chip cookies with a tall glass of (skimmed) milk by the chimney.

I spent the entire day baking them.

Just for you.