“Reminding Myself Why I Still Hate High School, 56 (1/2) Years Later,” by Steve Carney
Jun 11th, 2025 | By Defenestration
1. A boy being caught with his shirt tail untucked and hanging out of his pants.
2. Chewing gum anywhere on the school grounds at any time.
3. Not returning an empty cafeteria lunch tray to the dish washing area.
4. A boy’s hair growing over the tops of his ears by a little as 1/32 of an inch.
5. Running in the hallway.
6. Talking in class.
Any one of these crimes against humanity committed within the boundaries of my mid-1960’s high school campus would get one sent to Honor Court.