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“Stop Fingering Cinnamon Buns: Bring Your Dopamine Levels Back to Baseline,” by Jackson Mattocks

Feb 4th, 2026 | By

Sure, it feels utterly euphoric plunging your acutely sensitive skin-covered phalanges into that soft, hot, sticky mass of dough, but is that really a sustainable practice?



“How [Not] to Visit a Japanese Hot Spring,” by Kat Joplin

Jan 28th, 2026 | By

Advice from a Seasoned Professional My first time living in Japan—properly living, not touristing—was in a small town called Nakatsu, Oita Prefecture, where I worked as a middle school English teacher. Every city and region in Japan has one or more local claims-to-fame, and in Nakatsu’s case those specialties were fried chicken, eel, getting shit-faced

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“Not All Llama Urine Supplements Are the Same!” by Robert Philen

Jan 21st, 2026 | By

Don’t be fooled by low-grade substitutes from feedlot urine mills. Feel the difference pure LlamaLift capsules can make. 

You demand peak performance in every area of your life. Your camelid nutraceuticals should meet those same high standards. 



“McRueful’s – Where Every Night is Ladies’ Night!” by L. L. Babb

Jan 14th, 2026 | By

NIBBLES
Assorted artisanal one-night stands sourced from local colleges (guaranteed 18 and over)
Grilled weekend warrior salad with a bad boy vinaigrette and Kawasaki fumes
Married co-worker aspic on a wilted marital bed



“Flamingos,” by Mason Whitfield

Jan 11th, 2026 | By

For your Sunday enjoyment… a comic!