“Buckle Up, It’s Another Floppy Iris,” by Gary Derish
Apr 2nd, 2025 | By Defenestration
Beware the man who looks like he should be tossing tuna carcasses at the Fulton Fish Market, who calls himself a urologist, and is bearing a tube with a camera on it, headed for your penis …
“I’m not numb yet” I say, but he proceeds to ram the tube inside me.