“Showdown at Widow’s Creek, an Eyewitness Account,” by Alexei Kalinchuk
Jan 25th, 2023 | By Defenestration
A mob of angry mimes gathered. They seemed to be sharpening swords or loading pistols, I couldn’t tell. Also, they weren’t really good mimes. But there they were amassed outside the city, so we called an emergency meeting with the police and city manager and a retired guy who loitered at all these events.