“Help! A Raccoon Is Spooning My Cat,” by Cody Walzel
Dec 20th, 2024 | By Defenestration
Hey Cody,
How cute! I’ve never heard of that before. Dr. Silverman wants you to bring your cat in for an exam.
-Sincerely,
Sierra
Twin Pines Animal Hospital
Hey Cody,
How cute! I’ve never heard of that before. Dr. Silverman wants you to bring your cat in for an exam.
-Sincerely,
Sierra
Twin Pines Animal Hospital
The classroom wall is a journal
that spurns me day after day.
These editors, I swear to God—
Please stop writing about death.
Is everything okay at home?
(How could anything be okay anywhere?)
One Saturday afternoon after a sparring session,
my sensei and I shared a sudden lesson
across the two front seats of my hybrid sedan—
another spontaneous spiritual dojo.
We considered gathering at the water cooler
(it’s where you spent most of your time)
but decided to have a morning tea
(to honour your homemade muffins).
crash landed
stranded…on Earth: “The most
insane planet in the galaxy.”
me & you: …..riding elevators