it’s like a raspberry tart that
fell.
mom should bake more & amma used to make milk cakes & i miss those.

They grilled the thief for half a day,
and now the job’s completely done.

New issue arriving April 20th, 2026!

Monday: Heads up, Aries! Life changes ahead! You thought your years of wiping noses and bottoms were over, but think again! It’s time for you to enroll in a program and get that nursing degree you’ve always longed for! Yes! It’s finally here! The world of caring for others awaits! Soon you will be the Angel in the White Cap, the Florence Nightingale you were always meant to be, emptying bedpans and changing adult diapers and tending and caring and washing and injecting people who need the kind of care only you can provide! Your future is calling, Aries!

All my friends have kids. Their friends have kids. Everyone has kids. Together, they meet and form a sticky kindergarten.