Archive for October 2014

Mission Control

Oct 31st, 2014 | By

Happy Halloween, everyone!

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5 Things That Would Be Better than Scarlett Johansson in The Custom of the Country

Oct 29th, 2014 | By

                               

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“My Vital Stats: Let Me Run the Numbers for You,” by Nancy Katt

Oct 29th, 2014 | By

• My sleep number is 10. Milligrams of Ambien
• I graduated from the 14th grade, is how my parents put it
• To date, I’ve had only 2 ‘Aha’ moments but well over 2,000 instances of ‘Duh’

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The Death of the Moustache Wizard

Oct 24th, 2014 | By

And thus, the Moustache Wizard was no more….

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“Not-so-Super Mario Bros.,” by Patrick Walczy

Oct 22nd, 2014 | By

Level 1 – Luigi helps Mario move a broken futon into his new studio apartment. The fridge whines and the walls are decorated with angry fist holes. The landlord plomps by and lets Mario know there’s a problem with his deposit check. It’s a chicken parm cutlet. Mario readies a fireball in his hand. “Not now,” Luigi whispers.

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