“Footnotes to History,” by Nancy Katt
Feb 3rd, 2016 | By Defenestration
Footnotes are stupid. They’re superfluous.
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“My Vital Stats: Let Me Run the Numbers for You,” by Nancy Katt
Oct 29th, 2014 | By Defenestration • My sleep number is 10. Milligrams of Ambien
• I graduated from the 14th grade, is how my parents put it
• To date, I’ve had only 2 ‘Aha’ moments but well over 2,000 instances of ‘Duh’
“Mother of Invention (Patent Pending),” by Nancy Katt
Jun 25th, 2014 | By Defenestration I still wear Chinese mesh $1.99 ‘ghetto slippers’ everywhere. Shopping. To the beach. To Europe. In fancy hotels. Everywhere. Even Chinese women don’t wear them anymore. Their loss. I didn’t invent them, but if I did, I’d call them ‘Chinese Cock-Blockers,’ because men, apparently, hate them.
“Can’t yelp* Myself,” by Nancy Katt
Mar 5th, 2014 | By Defenestration
NotMyMother*****She’s an amazing girl! She’s gorgeous, smart, funny, stunning, brilliant. I don’t know why she can’t find a man.
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“A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region,” by Nancy Katt
Jun 19th, 2013 | By Defenestration A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region
(Excluding New York and Substituting Massachusetts in its Place)