A Completely Unscientific Comparative Table of Cultural Characteristics of the Tri-State Region**

(Excluding New York* and Substituting Massachusetts* in its Place)

*Full Disclosure: As a New Yorker myself, total objectivity would be impossible, hence the substitution of Massachusetts for New York. (And the fact that I have relatives in all of these states has no bearing, whatsoever, on the contents of the table.)

**This whole table stinks; it’s total bullsh*t, according to the Pew Center for Social/Responsible Research

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Even though her last name is Katt, Nancy was raised by Wolves. The Wolves of Suffern, NY. People have always found it comical to call her Kitty, or Pussy, or, crazy. She’s taken it in stride. Especially after a prolonged stay in juvie for having killed the one who called her crazy. Kidding, again. She is non-violent. To the extreme. If you slap her, she’ll laugh. If you prick her, will she not bleed? No. She will not. She is devoid of blood, owing to that long menstrual period she had once, when she was 14, until it ended when she was 32.