There are only three things that Winslow truly fears: crickets, the CIA, and the Moustache Wizard. It’s not that the Moustache Wizard is evil, exactly. Or at all. But there’s something about his mustachioed magic that dips deep down into Winslow’s psyche and stirs up unspeakable horrors. Luckily, this golem Winslow built between last week’s comic and this one will protect him from harm.

I’ve always had a very laissez-faire attitude about germs. I feel like it is better to leave them alone than to make enemies of them. Nowadays, it sure seems like most people in our increasingly germaphobic society do not share my tolerance. It looks like biological warfare has been declared, and we are the aggressors.

It’s Sunday, everyone. Let’s appreciated some art.

Remember all those times Winslow found a mysterious button in his house, and then he pressed it, and amazing things happened? Well, the button has returned, and it has clearly been programmed with some sort of of temptation algorithm that modifies itself based on whoever is nearby!

Wait for the one sunny day per year in Seattle. The lawn also needs mowing, but the bike is more time-sensitive, because you must dry it thoroughly before it gets wet again.