“Today’s Top 5 Headlines,” by Emma McNamara
Dec 11th, 2024 | By Defenestration
1. Perfect! Woman Who Believes In Astrology And Woman Who Believes In The Placebo Effect Fall Terribly In Love This Mercury Retrograde
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“Margo,” by Ferre Leriche
Dec 8th, 2024 | By Defenestration
For your Sunday enjoyment… some artwork! A bit of a warning, though: this piece contains nudity!
“Short Reviews of Things Found in My Apartment,” by Tyler Plofker
Dec 4th, 2024 | By Defenestration Kitchen Faucet
Really good. Pull up the handle and water comes out of it and doesn’t stop until you put the handle back down. Thought maybe there was a limit to the amount of water that could come out of it, but I’ve let it run for upwards of eighty-six hours on multiple occasions and it has never shown any signs of slowing. Seemingly has access to unlimited H2O. A quick google search suggests that “approximately 3.5 million people die each year due to inadequate water supply.” They should come to my apartment.
“Annmarie,” by Ferre Leriche
Dec 1st, 2024 | By Defenestration
For your Sunday enjoyment… some artwork!
“Report: Men are More Sexually Aroused by Packing Up a Car Than They are by Having Actual Sex with Their Actual Partners,” by Ruby Rosenthal
Nov 27th, 2024 | By Defenestration A comprehensive report released Tuesday by Yale University researchers states that men are much more sexually aroused by figuring out the best way to fit items inside of a car than they are when performing coitus with any partner.