1. Perfect! Woman Who Believes In Astrology And Woman Who Believes In The Placebo Effect Fall Terribly In Love This Mercury Retrograde

so you’re really gonna play with a poet
and then act surprised when you get poem-ed about?
darling, don’t be delusional

I’m turning my pity party into a purge party and
all my exes are invited—
dearest darlings, serenade me at 
my silly little slumber party starring a bunch 
of queer gals with one(1) Emma™ in common—
what could possibly go wrong?

i hate the letter W because it’s the only letter
in the english language With more than one syllable