“I Am Bryan From Work And This Is Just To Say,” by Sophie Panzer
Apr 20th, 2021 | By Defenestration
I have taken the credit
for the idea
you had
in the meeting
and which you
were probably
hoping
would get you promoted
I have taken the credit
for the idea
you had
in the meeting
and which you
were probably
hoping
would get you promoted
Is this a fist I see which approaches my face
with steroid-assisted velocity?
Or is this a fist of the mind, an immaculate conception,
gestating in a beer-soaked brain?
They spurt right out of the brain. That’s
why Athena leapt from her father’s head,
clothed, armed. Somebody had to axe
Once I loved a website browser,
but he has made me weep.
For I did the dual screen;
I pushed what should have stayed asleep.
Thanks for the makeup
and for burying me in
this really neat suit.