Posts Tagged ‘ Chris Bullard ’

“Why I Can Proudly Check the Box That Says, ‘I am Not a Robot.'” By Chris Bullard

Nov 20th, 2024 | By

1. The three laws of Robotics prevent robots from harming humans. I have harmed humans, mostly emotionally.

2. Robots can be reprogrammed. I cannot be. I am stuck with values were determined by my upbringing, relentless peer pressure and what I see on social media.



“UFO,” by Chris Bullard

Aug 20th, 2022 | By

The “flying” part I’m happy with,
though the juxtaposition with “object”
negates its suggestion of heroic action.
What really rips me is the “unidentified.”



“Why I Am Not a Poet,” by Chris Bullard

Aug 20th, 2021 | By

I am not a poet. I am a lawyer.
Why? Because I’d rather
make money, which I do. Well,



“Best Look,” by Chris Bullard

Apr 20th, 2021 | By

Thanks for the makeup
and for burying me in
this really neat suit.