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Emma McNamara is a 22-year-old national award-winning writer from Hopkinton, Massachusetts. Her work has appeared in publications including Ember—a Journal of Luminous Things, Scholastic Art and Writing, Beyond Words, Defenestration, MetroWest Daily News, and Wild Roof Journal. At 17, she self-published her debut novel Of My Many Years of Youth and novelette A Truth or a Gift? In addition to all things literature, Emma’s passions include mental health awareness, disability advocacy, and LGBTQ+ issues. She is an editorial board member at Beyond Queer Words. Follow her on Instagram @author_emma.