so you’re really gonna play with a poet
and then act surprised when you get poem-ed about?
darling, don’t be delusional

A Portland, Oregon, man yesterday apologized for an apparently offensive apology he made earlier in the week. “I realize now that this past apology too ardently articulated a deep remorse for an incident that some did not find offensive in the first place, and I sincerely apologize for offending anyone whom I did not originally offend with my contrition. This is not the man I am,” he said.

For your Sunday enjoyment… some art!

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