“Man Apologizes for Previous Apology Now Deemed Offensive,” By Joe McAvoy
Apr 19th, 2023 | By DefenestrationA Portland, Oregon, man yesterday apologized for an apparently offensive apology he made earlier in the week. “I realize now that this past apology too ardently articulated a deep remorse for an incident that some did not find offensive in the first place, and I sincerely apologize for offending anyone whom I did not originally offend with my contrition. This is not the man I am,” he said.