The first continuous Ben & Winslow storyline of 2012 has begun. Winslow has obviously internalized the comments from his visit with Dr. Spiderqueen, which is a shame, because he really is a pretty attractive guy. This will not end well. Once Winslow gets an idea in his head, he takes it to its logical conclusion.
Really, he’s more ugly on the inside. That’s where he keeps his guts.
MS. BLACK. Good morning everyone. I hereby call the Subcommittee on Government Organization, Efficiency, and Financial Management to order. I see that all the members are present and accounted for, so let’s begin.
I recognize myself for an opening statement.
We have been assembled today to review an unprecedented, highly worrisome, and seemingly impossible development. According to a study published by the Gallup Poll last week, Congress’ already abysmally low approval rating has dropped into the negatives for the first time in history.
I understand that in order to exist in a society of laws and other such nonsense, that I’m not allowed to flat out smack people I don’t feel like dealing with, an inconvenience I just have to live up to. What I will not accept is having to engage in idle chit-chat because people find
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Just something simple for today. Sometimes, you just want to draw a picture of someone eating his own head, only it isn’t really his head, because he’s using his head to eat the new head. Also, when the old head isn’t attached to the body, the new head doesn’t have anywhere to go after it’s chewed up. This is basic stuff, but I thought I’d point it out to you.
To Mr. Timmy Smothers,
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Sincerely,
Arnold Johnson
Grandpaternal Incorporated Marketing Director