And thus, the Moustache Wizard was no more….

Level 1 – Luigi helps Mario move a broken futon into his new studio apartment. The fridge whines and the walls are decorated with angry fist holes. The landlord plomps by and lets Mario know there’s a problem with his deposit check. It’s a chicken parm cutlet. Mario readies a fireball in his hand. “Not now,” Luigi whispers.

When Winslow’s creates a golem to protect himself from the Moustache Wizard–who’s actually a pretty nice guy when you get to know him–things get a little carried away. The resulting battle, in which Winslow and his friends battle the Moustache Wizard and the Great Mustachioed Horde, was recreated with Hollywood movie magic.

Rotating propeller can cause serious injury or death, Carl. Never approach or use ladder when motor is running, or at least wear a sturdier pair of shoes if you’re going to, because that thing absolutely mutilated your favorite pair of Tevas (the ones you so proudly remind us survived your trip to Peru and the whole goat incident, which is, frankly, pretty unbelievable in the first place) and your actual foot was at very real risk.

It’s Sunday. Let’s appreciate some art.