Koopa Kingdom isn’t an aggressive nation who wishes to destabilize the status quo because “that’s what bad guys do.” In fact, they’re a fledgling resistance, seeking to free all citizens of the world from under the iron fist of King Toadstool.

After a bitter cold Winter, and inexplicably dry Spring, Summer has made its return to the Mid-Atlantic region, otherwise known as America’s sweaty armpit.

There’s going to come a point where you may need to cut someone from your life. Unless of course you’re keeping someone around as a walking container of compatible organs.

The holidays are like communism. It’s a great idea on paper, then people get introduced to the system, and then everything goes to shit.

Let’s be honest with ourselves, life is really only worth living between the ages of six and sixty, after that we’re in bonus levels.