A month ago I said that Winslow’s attempts to improve the strip had spawned a number of related ideas, and this is the start of the second one. Prepare to have your minds blown and your opinions of Ben & Winslow to plummet. Muahahahahaha!

Ellie? Ellie! How did this get in here? Well, I’m sure the Wade Whimsies just came alive in the middle of the night and dispersed themselves throughout the shag carpet. Is that what I’m supposed to believe? That the genuine porcelain miniatures are following me around and burying themselves in my rug? That you weren’t carrying them around in your weird over-sized pouch-pocket doing god knows what while I was down at the halal cart?

Hey! It’s something absurd from an already absurd comic!

At a press conference today, Arnold Schwarzenegger acknowledged his adult life would’ve been considered a complete failure if it were not for the fake orgasms, fights with steeds and copious amounts of gold pieces he stole after imbibing alcohol in the movie Conan the Barbarian.

After the new Jurassic Park movie came out, everyone had dinosaurs on their mind. Except me, because I always have dinosaurs on my mind. And so, instead of your regularly scheduled Ben & Winslow comic, here’s one I threw together the other day about dinosaurs. Enjoy.