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“The CEO of Red Rose Tea Has Stepped on a Wade Porcelain Miniature for the Last Fucking Time,” by Catherine Davis

Jul 8th, 2015 | By

Ellie? Ellie! How did this get in here? Well, I’m sure the Wade Whimsies just came alive in the middle of the night and dispersed themselves throughout the shag carpet. Is that what I’m supposed to believe? That the genuine porcelain miniatures are following me around and burying themselves in my rug? That you weren’t carrying them around in your weird over-sized pouch-pocket doing god knows what while I was down at the halal cart?