Ben and Winslow really need to figure out their pest control problem.

Mr. Fepper: Okay class, today we’re going to analyze the novella A Rue, a Sunset, and Loss by David (pronounced Daveed) Hopkins. You all read the first chapter?

Class: mmmhmmm.

Mr. Fepper: What did we think of the first paragraph? Let’s start with “And Edwardo Cranberry opened the door with his right hand.”

I could use this space to talk about Rhesus Christ and his ministry, but you’re probably all familiar with his teachings, parables, and miracles from the simian scriptures. Most of them involve bananas.

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3. What, in your opinion, were the three most fucked up things that happened to you in early childhood?

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