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“To a Distant Lover,” by Thomas Cavazos

Aug 20th, 2016 | By

These winter nights know not your gentle touch,
Your fingers running wild against your skin.
My darling, this I ask (think it not much:)
To be your partner, privy to your sin.



Winslowbomb

Aug 19th, 2016 | By

Did I just pull a George R. R. Martin?



“Our New Rewards Plan,” by David Galef

Aug 17th, 2016 | By

CaffeCuisine Announces Its New Loyalty Program,* starting April 2016, and Here’s How It Works!



Winslow Ball Z

Aug 12th, 2016 | By

When fusing three secondary characters doesn’t work, the next logical step is to fuse two main characters. The result is Benslow (or Winslen), a mighty being combining all the strengths of Ben and Winslow (or Winslow and Ben). Also, there’s cool hair involved.



“I Aim My Water Poorly,” by Mike Fowler

Aug 10th, 2016 | By

Excuse me, but do you mind if I use your bathroom, as long as I’m here? Okay, whoa, I can see you’re a bit put out, but I really, really have to go. And yes, I know that the last time you let me go here, my aim wasn’t all that great. I left a stain or two on your toilet seat, also on the bathroom walls, the floor mat, probably on the mirror over the sink, the medicine cabinet and the light switch. My aim is pretty bad, I admit.