“Our New Rewards Plan,” by David Galef
Aug 17th, 2016 | By Defenestration
CaffeCuisine Announces Its New Loyalty Program,* starting April 2016, and Here’s How It Works!
CaffeCuisine Announces Its New Loyalty Program,* starting April 2016, and Here’s How It Works!
1. How many text messages were you able to send before you were seated?
1) we were led to a table at once: the restaurant has clearly lost its buzz
2) I spent my time on Twitter and Facebook
3) five—till the rest of my party showed up, with Margaret late as usual
4) none, because I bribed the hostess with a gift certificate to Masa
5) my iPhone battery died