A Past Repast
May 30th, 2014 | By DefenestrationProfessor Tennyson Enthide Pennywhistle III invented dinner at the beginning of the 20th century. Before his marvelous invention, people only ate two meals a day: breakfast and lunch. Most people in those dismal days ate massive lunches and fell asleep shortly before 3 PM, and not a lot of work got done. Professor Pennywhistle’s invention is credited with helping along the 20th century’s greatest inventions, which, thanks to dinner, were all invented at precisely 7:03 PM. Not many people know this. Professor Pennywhistle doesn’t even have a Wikipedia page.