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Archives - Posts written in November, 2008
Defenestration: November 2008
Welcome to the November 2008 issue of Defenestration. By reading this instead of other publications, you're garuanteed to decrease your carbon footprint by nearly two shoe ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Wild Life in the Fast Lane,” by Nick Thomas
I don't have especially fond memories of my first car. The reason can be explained in two words: Chevy Chevette. Okay, you can stop laughing. I ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Clark Reeper and the Angel of Temperance,” by Michael Panush
It was in the early evening in the bustling town of Virginia City, Nevada, when the Angel of Temperance, or to use her real name, ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Man of Spam (Spam Man),” by Ron Singer
Recently (how?), Kevin Kile (Mr. Kevin Kile) underwent (experienced) a perfect spam storm. (What does that mean?) The principal (main) source of Kevin's (Mr. Kile's) problem was vocational ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Casanova Prepares for a Duel, May 5, 1766,” by Michael Garriga
Tell me why, O Lord, why I had to scurry and scramble escaping that Venetian prison to come all the way to Poland-Poland!-to be murdered ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
Two Poems by Norman Ball
A Twenty-Syllable Epigram on the Modern Haiku The marriage of today's busy professional with tomorrow's oblivion. A Veritable Waste of Space Veritible's a word of minor weight, mere filler culled to ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Space Case SuperStar,” by Katherine McIntyre
You're my Venus, pretty lady, Aphrodite of a sulfuric acid. Morning Star sometimes, your alluring eyes sparkle like misleading stars. Larger than Earth can encompass Your beauty holds no bounds. No, not ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]
“Oompa Loompa,” by Dion Hitchings
When describing his art, Dion told us that we could call it childlike, colorful, self-revealing, erotic, funny, and strange. Or we could describe it as ...
[November 20th by Defenestration]