Winslow has always been a science wiz, which is surprising considering all the other ways he chooses to occupy his time. But he has a knack this sort of stuff–especially genetic experimentation, which has given him many profitable successes (including the fierce apple pieger, now used by the U.S. military). While today’s comic doesn’t deal with genetics or pie, it does show Winslow knee deep in science and badger pulp.

I’m sure you all think that you know what it means to be a walker. After all, you tell me, “Emanuel, after all, I tell you, walking is just putting two feet and two legs in front of the other again and again until a walking motion is developed!” And this is true enough, I suppose—of walking at its most basic level. However, a True Walker (capital T, capital W) knows the difference between the “dabblers of walk” and the more serious Walking Professionals.

All of us wish to, in some way shape, or form, differentiate ourselves from the other common rabble out there. We develop our own unique style, from the clothes we wear, to the unnecessary tattoos of Looney Tune characters or car company decals that are strategically placed in inappropriate areas. We spent so much of

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The problem with laser beam eyes (a procedure clever readers recognized last week as literal laser eye surgery) is that they produce a great deal of heat. When combined with highly flammable inorganic facial upgrades–such as those acquired at the hands of an amateur plastic surgeon–the results can be explosive. This is actually what killed the original Scott Summers (Cyclops) of X-Men fame. (He was later replaced by his cousin, Lester Summers, who happened to have the same mutation. No one ever noticed.)

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