“Horoscope Predictions For The Goddesses That You Are,” by Martin H. Levinson
Feb 10th, 2016 | By DefenestrationCapricorn Dec. 22—Jan. 19
Next week you’ll meet the man of your dreams at the deli counter in the supermarket. He’ll be wearing a white uniform and a papier-mâché hat and he will ask you if you want your bologna sliced thin. Smile demurely and ask him what he would recommend to people who like average-sized sandwiches. If he says, “I don’t give advice on matters like that, I just cut the meat the way the customer tells me to” he’s the wrong fellow. It’s the chap next to him who’s the man of your dreams.