Looks like it’s time for another fun-filled issue of Defenestration! That’s assuming you’re into the kind of fun me and Eileen have planned for you, which consists of the eight short stories and three poems below. When the April 2019 issue dropped, I made a joke on Twitter assuring everyone that the issue did not

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I took my family to the beach last month for a week. My 3-year-old had a lot of fun eating sand.

Ben and Winslow helped me with these.

I have never once walked into a house filled with human skulls, and I doubt you have, either, which is probably for the best. Human skulls went out of vogue long, long ago, but Dr. Spiderqueen likes the old ways best.

All of you deserve gold stars. Yes, you. And you, too, random person reading this over your neighbor’s shoulder. Gold stars for all!