The birds have gotten really aggressive lately.

I know many of you are stuck inside right now. Probably playing video games (because that’s what I’ve been doing). And yeah, you’re probably playing Animal Crossing, but I had an idea for a Pokemon comic, so that’s what you’re getting this week.

We’ve got signs at work in all the bathrooms that (1) remind us to wash our hands and (2) show us the areas of the hands that get missed. The areas that get missed are basically the entire hand (I don’t know how you can claim to wash your hands when you miss 2/3rds of your palms). Winslow’s solution sounds pretty sound, I just don’t know how feasible it is for the rest of you…

If I say so myself, this comic is . . . a-maize-ing.

Spiders. Some people love them. Some people hate them. Winslow dates them. Or one of them, at least. And despite his girlfriend being a doctor and a queen, she hides a terrible secret!