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Archives - Posts written in October, 2008
Defenestration: October 2008
Welcome, everyone, to the October 2008 issue of Defenestration. Halloween is right around the corner, which means November is also right around the corner. And ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“A Letter Responding to Complaints About TiVo Suggestions”, by John Frank Weaver
Dear Mr. Markham, Thank you for writing to TiVo, Inc. We are always delighted to hear from our subscribers, particularly when they offer us an ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“Biting The Bullet”, by Remington Waters
Get up and go. Now? Yes now. Put on some pants and fly out that door. DO NOT under any circumstance stop to talk to ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
Bashing Broccoli by Ida Duplantier
A hundred beady eyes of green Look up at me. I'm filled with doubt. I know this stuff is sick and MEAN. I'm hungry but I'll do without. ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“Dear Eric”, by Sean Raune
Dear Eric, Frank Sinatra wants to take your ape to the picture show because he has some extra money and he is inclined to do so. ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
Stop Me If You’ve Heard This One Before by E.K. Mortenson
A Priest, a Rabbi, and a Mullah are on an airplane. Suddenly, the pilot comes over the intercom to ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“Taking Sexy Back: Fashion Tips For Crime Fighters from the Law and Order SVU Team”, by Kelly Ferguson
We admit fighting crime is a tough job. Everyday some Park Avenue housewife strangles her plumber with a cock ring. You're tired, you say, and ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
Dad and I and Not Responsible for Typographical Errors by Gerald So
Dad and I try to talk every morning and end up listening to talk radio Not Responsible For Typographical Errors I took a line out in the paper after Steve left town and got ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“Halloween As Usual”, by Andrew Kaye
___________________ Contrary to what you may think, AK is not a state.
[October 20th by Defenestration]
“Counting On You”, by Megan Roth
___________________ Megan Roth is a writer and cartoonist recently transplanted Miami. Her first book, The Green Guide to Daily Living, will be available from Cliff Road ...
[October 20th by Defenestration]