Posts Tagged ‘ VI.XI ’

“Dear President of the Mark Twain Historical Society,” by Omar B.

Sep 20th, 2009 | By

Dear President of the Mark Twain Historical Society: I am in receipt of the letter in which you request (and not very politely!) that I cease blogging under the pen name ‘Marc Twainy’. You state that my use of this nom de plume “tarnishes the legacy of Mr. Mark Twain, an American icon”. It is

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“South Face Commercial,” by Jimmy Kahler

Sep 20th, 2009 | By

Two guys are standing outside next to a bus stop, rubbing their hands together while they freeze in the cold with one another.) Guy 1: Man, it is freezing outside. I can barely feel my hands. Guy 2: Yeah dude, it’s cold as dick out here. (A voice appears out of nowhere. The guys hear

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“The Not-so-famous Five and the Mystery of Tinkle Cottage,” Louise Thomson

Sep 20th, 2009 | By

‘Wait please!’ puffed Bertie, ‘Please wait chaps!’ ‘Come on Berthilda, cycle just a little faster. If we don’t hurry we shall be caught in the rain.’ ‘Don’t call, puff….me…puff, Berthilda!’ ‘Poor old Bertie’, said Susan, ‘Can’t we rest a little? We could have the excellent picnic cook prepared us. Look Victor,’ she said pointing to

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“eBay,” by Matt Hall

Sep 20th, 2009 | By

Presenting: The Defenestrati, a crowd-created Defenestration comic.