Posts Tagged ‘ Fake Nonfiction ’

“Sorry, You’re Never Going to See Your Rosetta Stone,” by Lynn Sakai Burn

Jul 19th, 2023 | By

We won’t be granting you a visa to visit our museums so that you can view the artifacts we stole from your country, and we’re not returning them. 



“BoostyBuddy – Your guilt free way to a better life™,” by Lanay Griessner

Jul 5th, 2023 | By

Are you tired of feeling depressed? Worn-out by justifying your failures to your dwindling social circle? Sick of wasting thousands of dollars on a certified psychiatrist to bring up topics that you have carefully repressed?

Do you wish there was a better way? Well now there is.



An Important Message From the Whimsical Woodland Wonders Family’s Product Safety Team,” by Liz Lydic

Jun 21st, 2023 | By

Dear Whimsical Woodland Wonders Family Products Customer,

We are writing to notify you of a possible safety issue with one of our products. Our records indicate that you have purchased a potentially dangerous Whimsical Woodland Wonders Family item in the past.



“Please Give Me This Grant I Don’t Deserve,” By Stephanie Sellars

May 31st, 2023 | By

I was born to be an artist. When I was in the womb, my mother listened to classical music. She claims my conducting gave her bruises. She also loved the oldies station. I did the twist until fluid filled my lungs, causing pneumonia. My natal constitution was made for La Vie Bohème. Although my parents were not very creative, my mother had anxiety. I am grateful for her contributions to my artistic temperament. With inherited neuroses and a weak immune system, I was destined for greatness.



“Memos Re: the Spectacular Ruination of American Community College,” by D.L.E. Roger

May 17th, 2023 | By

The following memos, exchanged between fall 2023 and spring 2029, document the choices that lead to the total destruction of American Community College. The first party in this exchange is the Center for Academic Excellence, a faction within ACC’s sprawling marketing division charged with “supporting student success.” At the time they branded themselves “CaX!” and referred to their own memos as “CaXbLaSts!.” The other party is Sisyphina Jones, a tenured philosophy instructor who appears to be the only faculty member ever to reply to a CaXbLaSt!.