“Timmy on the Other Side of the Universe,” by Daniel Clausen
Aug 20th, 2015 | By DefenestrationIt finally happened. Somehow he knew it was only a matter of time before he said something so utterly offensive to his teacher that it ripped a hole in the space-time continuum.
Timmy knew his mouth was impressive. As a 4th grader, his peers had told him that he knew how to swear at at least a 7th-grade level (if not higher!).