It’s about time this strip did a Voltron reference.

I feel like I say this a lot, but… this is probably the dumbest thing I have ever done.

The world is infested with clowns, so it shouldn’t surprise anyone that there are clown lawyers running around.

Not enough people have maple syrup fountains incorporated into their tombstones. This troubles me. I think about it a lot.

Summer has come and gone. Vacations have ended, and schools are gearing up for another year of drudgery. Pools are being filled with dogs, then drained of water (and dogs). Birds are flying back to wherever the heck they normally fly to. Fireflies, too. Also aliens. These are sad, depressing times. But at least we have a new issue of Defenestration to keep us company in the weeks ahead.