Not enough people have maple syrup fountains incorporated into their tombstones. This troubles me. I think about it a lot.

Summer has come and gone. Vacations have ended, and schools are gearing up for another year of drudgery. Pools are being filled with dogs, then drained of water (and dogs). Birds are flying back to wherever the heck they normally fly to. Fireflies, too. Also aliens. These are sad, depressing times. But at least we have a new issue of Defenestration to keep us company in the weeks ahead.

Did I just pull a George R. R. Martin?

When fusing three secondary characters doesn’t work, the next logical step is to fuse two main characters. The result is Benslow (or Winslen), a mighty being combining all the strengths of Ben and Winslow (or Winslow and Ben). Also, there’s cool hair involved.

There’s a monster on the loose, and the only way to stop her is with superheroes! Preferably superheroes that combine to form even better superheroes.