Come on, Ben! Why are you asking so many questions? Why do you have to be that guy?

Winslow has replaced his head with jack-o-lanterns lots of times (and he’s replaced his body with a jack-o-lantern once, too). I figured it was about time for him to think outside the box.

I’m imagining Winslow on a dark room with his first-generation Gameboy, killing off Kirby over and over again in hopes of populating an entire ghost house in Super Mario World…

This raises a lot of questions about the makeup of Winslow’s body.

It’s October, which means we’re all going to mutilate vegetables! Yeah!