You can’t stop the Defenestration train once it starts moving. You need to either jump on board or get the hell out of the way. The January 2008 issue is here, and it’s already taken out fifteen cows! January is that time of the year where we get to hear about all the movies that

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Welcome, one and all, to the December issue of Defenestration! It’s late. I know it’s late, you know it’s late, Eileen knows it’s late, Genevieve knows it’s late, Bigfoot knows it’s late, the Elm Tree knows it’s late, that old guy sitting outside your bedroom throwing birdseed at your window and humming Abba songs knows

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Welcome to the November 2007 issue of Defenestration. Can you believe we’re into our fifth volume? Five! We’re going to have to start counting on another hand soon. What better way to celebrate the anniversary of this beloved magazine than by addressing all the error messages that you fine folks have probably been receiving! Man,

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Welcome to the October 2007 issue of Defenestration! The October editorials are always the most fun to write, because Halloween is a mere week or so away, and everyone enjoys talking about it. Especially me, because then I don’t need to strain myself writing anything terribly clever.  This year, Genevieve is going as a professional

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Avast me hearties, and welcome to th’ September 2007 issue of that scurvy rag Defenestration! Here at Defenestration HQ, Talk Like A Pirate Day doesn’t end on September 19th. We start talking like pirates, two thirds of the crew gets drunk on Eileen’s special “Irish Rum Recipe #35, Specifically For Pirates,” and the rest of

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