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As the World Falls Down: ComicCon 2010

Jul 29th, 2010 | By

My name is FAELUVER, but you can also call me [Redacted]. I write fan fiction, and am famous for writing the best Labyrinth fanfiction evahhhhh!!!!* Supposedly, Defenestration has found me so aspiring that they hired me to instruct you all on the wonderful world of fandom! This is going to be so feyzerbeam u guyz!!!

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Tom Colicchio with a Side of Artichoke Hearts

Jul 27th, 2010 | By

Top Chef is taking place in DC this year – since that’s your backyard, have you been following it closely and who do you think should win? You are absolutely correct to think that this season’s Top Chef being set in Washington D.C. is simply orgasmic because eventually we’ll get to see head-judge and co-host,

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Commute to Oblivion

Jul 24th, 2010 | By

If you’re like me, you must daydream on your ride to work that this will be the day in which your vehicle of transportation will be hit by an ice cream truck, resulting in a nice day off and melted snow cones for everyone. But that’ll never happen. So you busy yourself with more mundane

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Douchebag Bingo

Jul 12th, 2010 | By

Greetings viewers! Yes, I realize that this is indeed in print, so I should’ve addressed you as readers, but I figured you’d more than likely stick around to read this journalistic masterpiece to judge me for my apparent “botched” opening, but alas, I have tricked you. Now that you’ve taken the bait, you have no choice

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Abridged Classics: Lorna Doone

Jun 24th, 2010 | By

If there is one thing I love in this world, one thing it’s impossible to ruin, it is a period piece that brings together a talented cast. It’s a chance to discover the next big thing; a chance to enjoy those who have been chosen to work together because they’re at the top of their

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