U.S. foreign policy dumb as shit we’d say not mean or crazy because Congress didn’t ask tough questions or demand accountability the result is what’s with the bunny though they oppose it 95% of Americans haven’t been touched by the war or the celebrity rumors where everyone has something to hide click to reveal their
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Pencil Today I noticed that Pencils don’t bleed, and if they did We would have cardboard hospitals filled with number two’s and sharpeners Would surely be outlawed, especially Those torturous cranks screwed into classroom walls. I figured that erasers would be sold As hats, but the longer pink rubbery monsters would be for the most
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Dear Mr. Smith, I have asked you on numerous occasions to cut the branch on your tree that hangs over onto my property. These have been very reasonable requests and your refusal to comply is indicative of very Dark Magic at play. I believe you are under the control of a dark wizard who has
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The email went out with the header “URGENT QUEST,” and even though they all knew how “urgent” it probably was, Neil and Targ and Susan still showed up at 3:30pm on Saturday at Steve Vandemoor’s house, said hello to Mrs. Vandemoor, and went into the basement. The basement was set up according to Mr. and
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Daleville was reeling. After a freak tornado passed through, an astonishing anomaly occurred when it deposited of what appeared to be a community of legendary Munchkins. It seemed this incident amounted to The Wizard of Oz in reverse: Instead of a twister capturing a farm girl and transporting her to Oz, a tornado that originated
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