Dad and I

try to talk

every morning

and end up

listening to

talk radio

Not Responsible For Typographical Errors

I took a line out in the paper

after Steve left town

and got a dozen calls

about my rates,

when I could deliver,

how I’d handle disposal,

before I saw the reason:

DOOM AVAILABLE.

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Gerald So has returned to Defenestration after rumors his home planet survived destruction proved false. Now if only he can win his girlfriend back.