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Douchebag Education Begins at Home – Part 1

May 16th, 2011 | By

In honor of Mother’s Day, I figured it’d be apt to talk about our nation’s fine example of half-assed parenting. I’m certain that because I have yet to breed that I have no room to comment on how others raise their children, and if you think that, you can eat me. I’m not here to

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A Comic by Vincent Davis

May 15th, 2011 | By

For your Sunday amusement… a comic!



PowerPoint Ranger

May 13th, 2011 | By

Winslow has trouble keeping jobs for very long. He has a short attention span, a selective memory, and absolutely no respect for authority–even if that authority is writing him actual checks reimbursible for actual money. He’s gone through dozens of jobs–including a brief stint as a game developer for Nintendo–but all of them have ended in pink slips and forcible removal by security personnel. Sad but true.



“My Life Over the Past Year, As Depicted By My Web Browser’s Favorites Bar,” by Michael Wolman

May 11th, 2011 | By

June 2010
10012 Weather Forecast and Conditions
Wedding Dresses – Wedding Engagement – Wedding Ideas – Wedding Planning – TheKnot.com
Yahoo! Finance – My Portfolio
[company name redacted] Remote Email Login
Access the [company name redacted] VPN | VPN



Religion for a New Age

May 6th, 2011 | By

This is a religion for the lazy and the isolationist. In a world full of bad people doing bad things (and also irritating people doing irritating things, and teenagers, and elderly drivers, and people with funny accents, and people with accents that aren’t funny enough), the only solution is to lock yourself away somewhere and ignore everything. Kurt the Cynic understands this. He’s a prophet of… not the end times, but certainly the times that are too bewildering to bother contemplating.