Winslow finally gets what he’s been dreaming about: a complete makeover! Thanks to the wonders of cosmetic surgery (and Little Winslow’s amateur plastic surgeon license), Winslow has an all new face. Women won’t be able to resist him now. Not with that amazing face.

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After extensive study, I have finally discovered the one and only- the finest way to cook breakfast. It’s safe to say All the World will benefit from my discovery, so upon reading this article, don’t just keep it to yourself. Please inform your friends as well.

The secret’s out: Winslow reads romance novels. And with his recent “realization” that he is, in fact, hideously ugly, why wouldn’t he dream about muscles and cheekbones and a full head of glorious golden hair? And why wouldn’t he suddenly want to look like that all the time?

Yes, cosmetic surgery is definitely the answer. It’s the only way he’ll feel better about himself.

The practice of medicine is not as complicated as many people make it out to be. It’s not brain surgery. At least not usually. Have you ever watched Mystery Diagnosis? Dissected a fruit fly? Made your spouse wait for you while you reprogrammed your cell phone? See, I told you so. You know more about performing a quadruple bypass than many ophthalmologists, and they went to medical school.

I think my cat is a racist. I’m serious and this worries me. My husband and I maintain a very civil household. Quite frankly we’re the epitome of a boring suburban couple. We vote, recycle and donate to charities every year. So, this new development has created a stain over my happy existence. I feel

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