Winslow and Kurt’s research isn’t wrong. I was watching a bunch of old science fiction movies with the crew of the Satellite of Love recently, and space is definitely filled with beautiful women. But let’s be honest: in the Ben & Winslow universe there are some very important rules that should be followed at all times. First, never wear a green shirt. Second, never eat anything Winslow makes. And third, never do anything Reya the Misanthrope suggests.

I am in search of someone who would be willing to shake my hand. As an unemployed potential employee, I read in an article that a firm handshake is “the key to success.” Now, here are some things you need to know before you respond/apply: I have nice hands that I keep very clean by

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Last week I drew Winslow at the beach, separated from his body. Now his body has wandered off without the rest of him, probably to get more ice cream. But really, the only reason this strip exists is because I wanted to draw Winslow’s head strapped to the top of Little Winslow’s head.

To Your Parents When you are ready to run away from home, grab a piece of paper from your father’s briefcase and some lipstick from your mother’s purse. If you knocked them out correctly, you should have no problem doing this. Take the lipstick and write on the piece of paper. Write a suicide note

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I don’t often draw my characters on the beach, but damn it, they’ve been working really hard and could use the vacation. So here we are. At the beach.