Wait for the one sunny day per year in Seattle. The lawn also needs mowing, but the bike is more time-sensitive, because you must dry it thoroughly before it gets wet again.

Defenestration Magazine is proud to announce the forthcoming publication of columnist Jonathan Harper’s debut collection of short stories in March 2015 … we think.

Anyone who is offended by turning babies into necklaces has come to the wrong corner of the Internet. :)

Left Side of my Bed, Mission District, San Francisco, CA.

Rental is for the left side of my queen-sized bed in the heart of romantic San Francisco. The bed is located in my 400 square foot studio over a restaurant within easy walking distance to the rich history and culture of the Bay Area. The bed is the only piece of furniture in the room, so it gets a lot of use; as sofa, recliner, dining area. But after lights out it’s all about the sleeping.

Hook is one of my favorite movies EVER. I think to needed to be around 10 or 12 years old to really appreciate it when it first came out; the critics hated it, but who the hell cares what they thought? Hook gave us Dustin Hoffman in his greatest role ever. Yes, greater than Rain Man. I’ve been thinking about (and watching) Hook a lot lately, because we’ve lost two of it’s principal actors this year: first Bob Hoskins, who played Mr. Smee, and then Robin Williams, who played Peter Pan.