Let this be a lesson to all of you: If you ever have a sore that you can’t quite identify, call a medical professional before you start poking at it. You never know what that sore could turn into.

Footnotes are stupid. They’re superfluous.

I never make resolutions for a new year unless they’re really vague, so usually I tell the world that I plan to read more, write more, and draw more. Those are all pretty straightforward, and my success or failure can’t be easily measured unless I put forth way more effort than I want. But Winslow? This guy’s unstoppable. No one has a resolution success rate like this. Ben has every right to be jealous.

Everybody’s dropping mixtapes now, and it can be hard to figure out which ones are worth your time. This reviewer has unearthed a collection that is both historical and fantastic. No mere concept album or casual listen, this compendium will practically revolutionize what you think you know about music and potentates. When it takes over the airwaves, you’ll be happy to listen.

Hello again, folks! Looks like Winslow’s been roused, so I can start posting Ben & Winslow comics again. Going on hiatus is nice and all, but, like Winslow, if I don’t find ways to be productive I waste a lot of time. Thankfully I took a whole week off from work after Christmas, so I had lots of time to draw fresh comics. My stockpile’s pretty good now. Here’s hoping to a great 2016!