This costume is incredibly easy to do and involves very little planning. It’s also very messy.

Have you noticed an influx of fashionistas in your neighborhood? These newcomers are intriguing, and you’d like to inspect up close those unisex infinity scarves. You’ve already snatched a few strangers off of their research vessel/vacation dock. You might have been raised by alligators or gestated in a nuclear cooling pool, but you recognize something special when you see it.

Sexy Halloween costumes get crazier every year. I think costume companies consider it a contest among themselves to come up with the stupidest ideas. And let’s face it. They’re all winners.

Part I: Pregnancy

The Good Housekeeping illustrated book of pregnancy and baby care.

The Madness of King George [videorecording]

Toys to Knit

Dark Autumn [videorecording]

Chariots of Fire [videorecording]

For your Sunday enjoyment, a comic!